jenngofett: Two years ago, I regretfully posted a picture of oreos. It is still being reblogged. 123,000+ notes. So. Annoying.
When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as i grow older, I admire...– Abraham Joshua Heschel (via truinn-ou)
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*.
teacher: why are you late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
I don’t know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth...– John Green (via pythons)
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN.